Overcoming food addiction: an instant escape method

Am I addicted to food? This is a question that many of those who struggle with binge eating, ‘emotional eating’, ‘stress eating’, compulsive grazing, or any other form of undesired overeating eventually ask. The rational part of the brain wishes that we would eat sensibly; another part demands otherwise. With Dr. Robert Lustig, author of Fat Chance (available on Amazon) and others suggesting rampant sugar addiction, it seems only logical that we arrive at the conclusion that we are some type of junk food addict.

This article introduces my hypothesis that deceptive food causes overeating and outlines a simple method to overcome food addiction and end ‘compulsive’ overeating of any kind.

Let’s start at the beginning.

Is food addiction a real thing?

I once wrote in my diary:

I think I’m addicted to food. I have a food addiction and I brought it upon myself.

As I sank further into years of disordered eating, I had no doubt that my behavior seemed addictive.

Authority Nutrition blogger, Kris Gunnars drew the same conclusion:

I’m a recovering alcoholic, smoker and drug addict with a history of many rehabs, jail more often than I can count and several trips to the emergency room due to overdose.

…[]…I’m here to tell you that food addiction is the same as addiction to drugs… exactly the same.

The term ‘addiction’ has traditionally been reserved for those who repeatedly over-consume alcohol and drugs, however, it is now evident that certain behaviors (such as gambling) affect people in a similar way. In a study titled Neurobiology of food addiction Daniel Blumenthal and Mark Gold state:

Recent work on food use disorders has demonstrated that the same neurobiological pathways that are implicated in drug abuse also modulate food consumption. […] Work presented in this review strongly supports the notion that food addiction is a real phenomenon.

On Prevention.com, Ashley Gearhardt, co-creator of Yale University’s Food Addiction Scale, writes:

…a growing body of research […] puts “food” – or the processed chemicals that pass for food these days – in the same category as drugs of abuse.

Just as with other addictive substances or behaviors, those who engage in binge eating, compulsive eating or any other form of excessive overeating are left with similar sensations of misery. Wikipedia lists the symptoms of food addiction as, among other things: withdrawing from activities (due to the shame of fluctuating weight); feelings of guilt; feeling as if you have lost of control; depression and erratic moods.

Yale food addiction quiz
There are even food addiction quizzes, such as the Yale Food Addiction Quiz (a portion of which is shown above), designed by Ashley N. Gearhardt, William R. Corbin and Kelly D. Brownell, purported to help people answer the question: ‘Am I a food addict?’

Regardless of what you believe, something seems to encourage people to consume large quantities of junk food despite knowing that doing so damages their health and life. When we engage in a behavior, at our own detriment, over and over again, we call this phenomenon addiction.

The Merriam Webster dictionary defines addiction as the:

…persistent compulsive use of a substance known by the user to be harmful.

In the lives of ordinary humans, therefore, food addiction is real. But why?

What are we addicted to?

If something about food is addictive – what is it? What causes people to repeatedly consume excessive calories? Is there an addictive substance within the food? Is there something inherently evil about certain aspects of junk food or fast food? Is there something addictive in the behavior of binge eating itself (the act of shoveling food in by the fistful) that snares people in the same way as gambling?

Many people blame food addiction upon fructose, sugar in general, or the excessive presence of refined carbohydrates. They fear the hyper-palatable nature of modern junk food: the irresistible combination of sugar, fat, and salt. Stephan Guyenet, for example, a well-respected obesity researcher and neurobiologist, makes the hypothesis that food reward and palatability are the driving factors in obesity.

I have a different theory.

Motives for action: pleasure and pain

I believe that addiction comes from its misleading nature and hence its inability to satiate: the failure to deliver a benefit that your brain predicts will arrive. This theory is based upon an insight that I had after reading Addiction: A Disorder of Choice by Gene Heyman and is explained in more detail below.

Pleasure and pain have evolved to encourage us to repeat beneficial behaviours (ie. those that improve the survival odds of our genes) and to avoid behaviours that disadvantage us (ie. those that reduce our survival). We feel anticipation and desire before something that the brain predicts is good for us; and pleasure while the activity itself is carried out.

In ordinary circumstances, levels of pleasure and anticipation rise and fall, as a need is filled, eventually leaving us satisfied, so that we return our attention to something else. If an important need is not satiated, however, and an error signal is received, our brain recalibrates bodily systems to account for this error, encouraging us to seek out the item again.

Pleasure and pain are created within us: sensations turned off and on by our brains in response to our perception of the surrounding circumstances and environment. Scientists used to believe that pain was a physical sensation intrinsically linked to an injured part of the body, however, in the book The Brain That Changes Itself (available from Amazon) Norman Doidge M.D. makes it clear that even the pain ‘from’ a severed leg is not a function of the injured flesh itself, but a signal that arises in the brain, IF your brain decides that pain is beneficial. (Ordinarily, of course, in the case of injury, pain is beneficial: it reduces movement and prompts us to seek assistance; to avoid the dangerous activity, rest and heal). There are times, however, when the situation is so dire that our life is at stake. In these cases, our brain needs all effort to be focused upon staying alive and it may choose not to signal pain at all. According to Wikipedia, this is called episodic analgesia:

[Episodic analgesia] may occur under special circumstances, such as in the excitement of sport or war: a soldier on the battlefield may feel no pain for many hours from a traumatic amputation or other severe injury.

Pain – like pleasure – therefore, is crafted within the brain. It is a created response to our perception of the environment and the situation that we find ourselves in. Our desires and wants are NOT permanently fixed to a particular substance or behavior. They are always driven by our perception of our survival needs and our anticipation of a solution. When we no longer feel that an action will fulfill a need (through a change in circumstance – or, more accurately, through a change in our understanding of the circumstance) the desire, too, is gone. When this happens, an obsession dissipates instantly and we turn our attention to something else.

Addiction boils down to one thing: you want something, you crave it, because deep down you feel that it fills a need. Hence, at certain times, your body is filled with wanting and you feel unable to say no.

Addictive substances and behaviors are a con: they offer a false promise. They deceive us with the allure of a benefit that never arrives. What is worse: they create the very need you are attempting to alleviate.

When this deception is exposed and held up irrefutably, clear in the light of day, desire changes. When we see a version of the world that is a better reflection of truth, arguments topple in our brain and we make a different choice.

The capacity for instant change

Here’s an example to illustrate how human cravings for something change, as a situation changes:

  • Imagine that you are a cavewoman (or caveman) about to consummate a relationship with the love of your life – the most perfect mate you have ever encountered and someone that you have been dreaming of for a long time. They are standing near you, bathed in the gentle sunset. In this scenario, how high is your sexual desire?
  • Imagine, now, that you are trapped in a storm, freezing cold, about to die of hypothermia. As you claw through the frozen snow-drifts, how high do you rate your desire to consummate the relationship?
  • Imagine that your lover is traveling to a neighboring clan and, while they are gone, your food supplies are ransacked. You have not eaten in many days and are so weak that you can barely move. Your children are crying and clinging to your empty body. Do you have a strong desire to consummate the relationship?
  • Now imagine that you are sick, with a high fever, runny nose, and clogged eyes. Are you filled with sexual desire?

These examples illustrate that the desire to carry out a particular action fluctuates dramatically as our knowledge of the situation changes. We are blessed with a responsive brain and body that adapts to the surroundings, calculating and recalculating needs so that we are primed to take the best course of action in every given moment.

Here are some more examples to illustrate just how quickly our brain can change its response to the same stimuli, after the acquisition of new information:

  • You are swimming with a friend and feel a hand lightly brush your leg. You turn to smile, only to discover that they are gone and a pool of blood stains the surface. When something brushes against your leg again, the same sensation triggers a terrified scream.
  • You have sought the affection of your latest crush for several months. At a party, they are seated opposite you. When they begin to play footsies under the table, you feel a rush of euphoria. This ends immediately when you discover that it was the office sleaze.
  • You have a dull ache in your side, after colliding with a ball. The ache is annoying but not severe and you mention this in passing to your Doctor when you see her about something unrelated. When the Doctor examines you, she tells you that there is a small chance that the discomfort has been caused by a tumor, rather than a collision with the ball. Immediately, the dull ache throbs and swells into a panic-filled pain.

In all of these situations, the brain and body respond differently and immediately when new information comes to hand. A new viewpoint changes desire and action in an instant. There is nothing we can do to will ourselves to change our eating behavior, unless this is accompanied by an alteration of circumstance or in the supply of new information that reorganizes our understanding of the world. Change occurs when what we know changes – when information tilts the existing interpretation in our brain.

Supernormal Stimuli: an accidental trap

In Supernormal Stimuli (available from Amazon) Deirdre Barrett describes the work of scientist Niko Tinbergen, who conducted ground-breaking experiments, showing that animals can be tricked into responding to artificial objects that exaggerate key cues found in the natural environment. He demonstrated that if the right cues are present, an animal will respond to an exaggerated cue with more enthusiasm than it will show for the real ones: often with dire consequences. They are conned, despite the ‘fake stimulus’ being absurdly unrealistic in other ways.

In 1973 Tinbergen, along with Konrad Lorenz and Karl von Frisch, were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine “for their discoveries concerning organization and elicitation of individual and social behaviour patterns”. The award recognized their studies on genetically programmed behaviour patterns, their origins, maturation and their elicitation by key stimuli. – Wikipedia

Examples of supernormal stimuli are as follows:

  • Herring gull chicks will beg for food vigorously from a red knitting needle with three white bands painted around it, begging with more enthusiasm than they will from a realistic 3D model of an adult herring gull head (adult gulls have a red spot on the yellow bill – the chicks normally peck the red spot to signal that the mother should regurgitate her food).
  • Small songbirds will sit on fake eggs that are much larger and more intense in pattern and color than their own. They will sit on fake eggs that are so large that they repeatedly slide off them – while ignoring their own, paler, dappled eggs.
  • A greylag goose will roll any nearby round-shaped object into her nest, even a doorknob or football sized fake egg.
  • Male three-spined stickleback fish, which have a red belly, will vigorously attack a wooden float that is painted a more vibrant red, while ignoring a realistically shaped model – unless the belly is also painted red). The fish even responded to red trucks driving past their tank.
  • Julodimorpha beetles confuse the dimples on the base of discarded brown beer bottles for light striking the wings of a female and sit atop them, attempting to mate the bottle. The beetles are often eaten in the process by predatory ants, whereupon another beetle will immediately mount the bottle and take its place (this is shown in the video below).
  • Frogs will flick out their tongue to catch a flying insect, when they sense movement. If a frog is surrounded by dead flies, on the other hand (ie motionless things to eat) it will starve to death.
  • Moths repeatedly fly into human lights. Despite getting burnt, they keep it up until they die.

All addictive items have deception at their center; a con – a lie about a survival advantage that is never received.

Luckily, your brain can examine the past and envision the future, running new simulations with incoming knowledge, arriving new conclusions that modify or turn off an initial response. You might think that modifying prior behaviors is impossible, but if this were the case, the human frontal cortex would never have evolved. Once you see that the large plastic egg you been sitting on is nothing but a con job; that rather than hatching superior offspring, you are sitting on an empty plastic shell that CONTAINS NOTHING BENEFICIAL AT ALL; you would climb off in an instant.

Low nourishment food: the false promise

Deception food cons the brain into thinking that it will provide vastly more nutrition than it does. You know, consciously, that junk food contains little nourishment, but it looks, smells, and tastes like delicious food. In this situation, the body expects the promised nutrition. Deception food does not deliver what it promises. In the stomach, where foodstuffs are disassembled, broken into their parts, measured and delivered to the body, we discover the truth: what we hunger for has not arrived.

If someone consumes a low-nourishment deceptive snack while starving, or in a state of withdrawal from prior consumption, the misleading allure of the substance feels exaggerated, because the individual has a higher survival need. In this situations, deceptive food tastes much better than it normally does and our brain remembers this fact: it files away the memory; recording the moment of trickery; the moment we are fooled into thinking we are consuming the most wondrous substance on earth.

On the Weston Price website, Sally Fallon and Mary G. Enig, PhD, record an quote by explorer Vilhjalmur Stefansson, describing what happens when animal fat in the traditional diet of Native Americans becomes scarce:

This trouble is worst, so far as North America is concerned, among those forest Indians who depend at times on rabbits, the leanest animal in the North, and who develop the extreme fat-hunger known as rabbit-starvation. Rabbit eaters, if they have no fat from another source – beaver, moose, fish – will develop diarrhoea in about a week, with headache, lassitude and vague discomfort. If there are enough rabbits, the people eat till their stomachs are distended; but no matter how much they eat they feel unsatisfied.

No matter how much they eat, they feel unsatisfied. When a need is not fulfilled, the craving doesn’t goes away. After dieting, I ate and ate and could never seem to get full. Sometimes I baked fat free, white flour free, sugar free, everything free muffins and devoured the entire tray in one sitting, destroying my intestines with the onslaught of indigestible fibre and feeling endlessly ill and bloated, but never satisfied.

Scientists have queried whether there are flaws in an obese person’s ability to recognise leptin (the hormone that, among other things, should reduce hunger and suppress food intake). Obese people often appear to be ‘leptin resistant’ – in other words, they have high levels of leptin present in their body, but these bodily signals are ‘ignored.’ People suggest that something in a fat person’s body is malfunctioning and not behaving as it should: that, for some reason or other, they are metabolically broken. According to the US Department of Health and Human Services, over two in three American adults are overweight or obese. Is it really plausible that that many people have been born with a malfunctioning body?

A study titled The Malnutrition of Obesity: Micronutrient Deficiencies That Promote Diabetes makes it clear that:

Despite excessive dietary consumption, obese individuals have high rates of micronutrient deficiencies. Deficiencies of specific vitamins and minerals that play important roles in glucose metabolism and insulin signaling pathways may contribute to the development of diabetes in the obese population.

A meal spiked with refined sweeteners, misleading flavor compounds, artificial additives, rancid fats and other isolated chemicals that exaggerate flavor has a tendency towards over-consumption because we need to eat more if we hope to survive; our life depends upon it.

Does a glass of oil appeal? No. Does a glass of sugar appeal? No. Because your brain sees them for what they are. It doesn’t matter how sweet those white crystals are, you are not tempted to chew down cupful after cupful, because your brain is not that stupid. You can see the trick. It doesn’t matter if you know that sugar is sweet and tastes nice on your tongue, the desire to gorge upon cupfuls of pure, refined sucrose crystals does not exist. It is only when these molecular signals are combined with other flavoring signals, fake colors and other manmade concoctions (mixed in with tiny sprinklings of genuine ingredients) that the body is fooled into thinking this is food. When the eyes and tongue assess the situation and arrive at ‘food containing nutrients we need,’ the brain signals pleasure. This misleading promise of food is never fulfilled, however, and no matter how much we eat, we don’t get what we desperately need.

The addictive element in modern food is a mismatch between what is promised and what is delivered. Humans need a wide range of raw materials to build the body and restore health – the building blocks of life (saturated fats, proteins, vitamins, minerals and, of course, energy). When someone embarks upon a restrictive diet, they plunge into psychological and physical misery, and foster an elevated hunger. When we end up gorging upon low-nourishment food, eating a banquet sized serving that is almost entirely devoid of nourishment, we are left hungry, confused, and unsatisfied: worse off than before. In this way, the cycle of addiction begins.

Self-imposed starvation, the desire for misleading food, and the fear of impending restriction can all be removed in the same way: by acquiring new information that your perception of the circumstance. This change in perception alters your cravings and desire, allowing you to return to delightful and satiating meals of normal, nourishing flavor-honest food.

All addictions are the same

A substance or action becomes addictive when it fails to deliver survival benefits that the brain predicts will arrive.

Pornography addiction

Marital relations can deliver offspring, pooling or resources, increased affection and love from a family group (all of which benefit your survival chances – and those of your offspring). Pornography, however, encourages social isolation, depression and impotence. When the benefits of arousal are removed (through the absence of an actual partner) the behavior becomes addictive.

Caffeine addiction

Caffeine promises the escape from tiredness. It momentarily cons the brain into feeling alert and refreshed as if you had just woken from a wonderful night’s sleep. Unfortunately, caffeine does not provide any of the restorative brain function that sleep delivers – the genuine benefits of rest. Rather, it forces the brain to enter an artificial stress mode, with an incorrect alertness signal received. When this misleading signal wears off, the individual is left more tired than before, and hence more likely to take another dose. This downward cycle of ever-increasing caffeine consumption is caused by the fact that the offer of alertness is an illusion.

Video game addiction

Solving complex problems and climbing social hierarchy in the real world brings prestige, wealth and support from a community. Solving challenges within a video game, populated by online ‘friends,’ triggers the same sense of elation, achievement, and belonging, however, it causes the gamer to withdraw from real acquaintances, postpone real-world responsibilities and sacrifice the time available for other pursuits. This increases isolation and cements an addictive cycle whereby the game is played over and over again. The benefits the brain expects to arrive when you accomplish virtual challenges do not exist.

Deceptive food addiction

A nourishing, flavor-honest meal – such as humans have consumed since time began – is not addictive. It satisfies and fuels the body, allowing it to grow strong and healthy. Deceptive flavoring agents coupled with an absence of nutrition and numerous other misleading signals provides a highly addictive dining experience. It is not the great taste that is the problem – but the misleading signal this presents. Without the genuine reward to follow, there is no cue to stop and satisfaction never arrives.

How to beat food addiction: help me – please help me.

People throw numerous ideas around when it comes to addiction. They speak of ‘addictive personalities’ and a supposed ‘alcoholic’ gene. We speak of those who are trapped as addicts, as if that is who they are, rather than a person who has temporarily stepped into a trap that they didn’t know was there. We compare patients who are given morphine in hospital settings with those who fall into addiction, after trying it once on the streets. We are scared that there is something different about the addict: that addiction of any kind – to food, nicotine, drugs or alcohol – implies a gullibility, a weakness. We fear that we are intrinsically depressed human beings, doomed to self-medicate or suffer the consequences for the rest of our lives. We fear that this repetitive action has damaged us, ruined us beyond repair; leaving us unable to recover and access normal levels of human control.

Allen Carr, an accountant who cured his own nicotine addiction instantly and then went on to cure millions more (including many alcoholics and drug addicts) shatters this illusion. He makes it clear that the danger of addiction is not in you, it is a cunning trap in the substance or behavior itself. Engaging in an addiction leaves your life worse off – and when your brain senses this, it signals pain. Unfortunately, this pain often drives you to find salvation in the very thing that causes your pain.

Diagram 1: The precursor to addiction

The addiction cycle
When you consume an addictive substance you receive an illusory high, followed by a low, when the true nature of the substance is revealed. This diagram presents ideas discussed by Allen Carr, with a low nourishment meal shown as the addictive substance. In the example above, we see infrequent deceptive food binges, spaced at reasonable intervals apart. As a person eats the misleading food, their mood is temporarily elevated, as the brain mistakenly predicts a benefit. This good feeling then dissipates as it becomes evident that the benefit did not arrive and that are we are worse off than before. If this is then followed by days of normal eating, happiness levels return to the base line, where they stay until we have another deceptive food binge. This explains, therefore, how a so-called ‘normal’ eater appears able to cope with deceptive food meals, if these are spaced with nourishing, flavor-honest meals between, a reasonable distance apart. (Note: The 3-day period is indicative of the common ‘serious’ withdrawal stage for addictive substances and is not indicative of a special, fixed length of time). This diagram also illustrates how someone who is unaware of the danger of eating deceptive food could prime themselves for a slide into the illustration below.

Diagram 2: The downward cycle of addiction

The downward cycle of addiction
In this example, a person has their second deceptive food meal, before the base level of happiness has returned (i.e. within the period of withdrawal). This means that the illusory ‘high’ achieved by the second junk food meal is not as high as the first and that the subsequent ‘low’ is even lower. This causes the brain to generate even greater levels of distress, triggering a stronger desire for happiness. A third deceptive food binge barely brings the individual back up to base level and, when the illusion wears off, their mood dips even lower. As time goes by, the quantity required to bring you up to ‘normal’ becomes greater; thus the binges become larger and feel out of control. (They feel out of control, because the brain cannot understand why this is happening: it seems problematic and disordered – something that you would never voluntarily choose. Thus you begin to accept the notion that something is wrong with you.) Each time this situation repeats, it gets worse, accompanied by an even greater desperate need to escape the misery.

The Pain of addiction

Those who have never experienced this downfall cannot ever really comprehend the misery that addiction creates. The situation is life-threatening and serious – every aspect of your being is compromised. The pain of addiction is the equivalent of a leg spurting blood onto the ground. It is an emergency that must be solved. We can SEE, logically speaking, that ceasing the addictive behaviour would cause happiness levels to normalise and set us free…but when caught in the trap it seems too hard and the solution never seems clear. We thrash in quicksand, unable to see the solid ground beside us. As with any other addiction, deceptive food addiction creates gradual, incremental physical damage and social ostracism, slowly degrading life…but the unbearable part is that we feel to blame. We did it through our own actions. This knowledge creates unbridled hopelessness and shame. You know that something is wrong – something so confusing and terrible that effort seems only to have made it worse – and for some absurd reason, we can’t quite put our finger on what is wrong. We know that we must, must, MUST fix it – we must get rid of this pain and hopelessness and absurd, ridiculous behavior – but we don’t know how. So we make the pain vanish – we dull the miserly slightly, for the moment, using the only way we know.

This is the trap of addiction.

It is not a personal failing, but a mistake. It is a misunderstanding. The brain has perceived a benefit and attached happiness to something that causes pain, and you didn’t realise, until you were deep in the trap. You see, there’s something insidious about deceptive food addiction: each layer of pain is so mild that you don’t notice the difference, until you’re so you’re misled that you suddenly wake up.

Don’t despair. There is a way out.

How to break food addiction easily

Just as your brain can choose not to signal the pain of a severed leg, when it realises your life is at stake, it can stop the pain of addiction, using logic: truth. It can turn off those feelings and replace them with exhilaration, when you realise that escape is not only possible, but that you can do it. The right information turns off cravings, because the misery you feel is not related to your slowly eroding physical state, it is a response a mental assessment of the situation. Misery is a sensation that arises in the brain based upon your perception of the situation; your evaluation of the situation as hopeless. This evaluation can change, instantly, when you are presented with conflicting evidence that immediately dissolves errors of believe.

Let’s not mince words. This is not just about aesthetics or social ostracism (which should not be minimized, because that threatens a survival need too: if you cannot find a mate and/or if society threatens to outcast you, this is a real threat to your genes)…this is even worse than that. If you sacrifice real food for deceptive food on a continual basis, your life is in danger. The chronic ingestion of food-like meals that deliver insufficient nourishment causes more death than alcohol and drugs combined. This quote from the World Health Organisation (emphasis added), outlines some of the risks:

Raised BMI is a major risk factor for noncommunicable diseases such as:

  • cardiovascular diseases (mainly heart disease and stroke), which were the leading cause of death in 2012;
  • diabetes;
  • musculoskeletal disorders (especially osteoarthritis – a highly disabling degenerative disease of the joints);
  • some cancers (endometrial, breast, and colon).

There is only one reason you eat excessive quantities of deceptive food. You crave it. The brain has evaluated the data, thinks you need it and has generated a craving in error.

My book, Foods That Lie examines every speck of that need and takes apart all errors surrounding the circumstance, exposing the needs and fears for what they are. It helps you dismantle the misconceptions, piece by piece, until your brain realises the situation is ridiculous and turns the cravings and pain off. In this moment, when it sees the truth, you can transform discomfort into joy.

How to stop eating junk food right now

Cravings are triggered by knowledge in your head. You choose to eat deceptive food, because the brain presents this as the best course of action, all things considered. When different information is presented – the right information – we choose differently.

To end a deceptive food addiction, you must understand precisely what has happened and return to eating normal, nourishing flavor-honest food at ordinary meal times, interspersed with occasional snacks if ravenous. But in order to do this – in order for this simple task to make sense – there are several pieces of key information that must be absorbed. For example, it seems obvious that the way to end a nicotine addiction is to stop smoking. Smokers know this, yet struggle to make themselves do it. In a similar way, we know that if we set aside all of these crazy, ‘disordered’ eating habits and just ate normal, nourishing meals like our grandparents did, everything would be fine, but we don’t know how to make ourselves do it. We attempt endless years of ‘intuitive eating’ while growing fatter and waiting in vain for our food intake to normalize.(I spent three years trying to eat intuitively, while slowly growing fatter and fatter. The binge eating subsided, and became just perpetual, constant grazing.)

My book outlines in exhaustive detail all the pieces of information necessary to make this transformation easy  – to make it exciting, awesome and almost effortless to end deceptive food addiction immediately. Read more here.

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I am a mother from New Zealand. I have no relevant work experience or nutritional qualifications (I have two degrees in a completely unrelated field). What I do have, however, is almost two decades of personal experience being entangled in what can only be described as a dietary nightmare...as well as the great and utter joy of being free of it. Follow me on my newly created Twitter account!

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